It is another glorious and beautiful day; you wake up stroll to your closet put on some clothes and head out the door. But wait. Did you even check to see what you were wearing?
Maybe you should. Despite the fact that Halloween comes around once a year, allowing everyone to embrace their inner child and dress any way they wish without facing ridiculous, funny looks or side comments, the other 364 days of the year to seem to hold the Halloween theme.
Maybe you put on your top that stops right below your chest, showing off your tinny or large midriff. Along with your “booty
shorts” and ratty flip flops.
Possibly bright yellow rain boots, jean shorts and, well no shirt, is more of your style.
How about some lime green pants and an orange shirt? That is festive right?
Or maybe on this day you would like to go as the Marlboro Man. So you leave your house with your cowboy boots on, your denim jeans and red flannel button up. But on your way out you realize you have forgotten something… your cowboy hat, so you go back and grab it, and walk around the rest of the day looking identical to the Marlboro Man.
Maybe you did not even have time to get dressed this morning before you headed out to do your morning chores and you leave the house with your pajama pants still on, hair a mess and ratty t-shirt to beardy keep you warm.
While you may not hold up anytime inline, from the second you get out of your car past the moment you get back in, you will be the talk of the shop.
Where Oscar Wilde may have said, “there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about,” in his novel Dorian Grey I doubt that he meant that you should walk out of the house looking like you have no sense what-so-ever in order to her the whisper of conversation about you.
Before you go out to do your shopping next time, recall all those times you stopped, looked at a child and thought, “There Mother let them where that out of the house?” Or when you looked at a grown adult who was dress so outrageously all you could think was, “What are they thinking? Did they even look in the mirror before they left the house?”
Once a year Halloween comes around, for those of you that may have forgotten, it is on Oct. 31, and on this day you have your free pass to dress as outlandishly as your heart desires. Any other day of the year try and keep your wardrobe mount functions in check so that you are not the joke of the day.
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